Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
