...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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