Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm at about main and main street
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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