Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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