this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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