brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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