so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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