She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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