Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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