Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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