didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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