Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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