just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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