she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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