if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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