Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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