mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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