does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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