Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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