Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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