That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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