what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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