once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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