i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I hope mine doesn't look like that
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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