Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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