listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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