Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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