How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
How naked do you want me to be?
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