...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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