we're blogging at a bar
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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