Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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