I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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