i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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