is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
