You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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