dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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