so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Randomize
