Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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