Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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