he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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