I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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