she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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