I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
