Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
