Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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