i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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