I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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