she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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