I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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