these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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