So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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